Ooga: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute?

Klik: ooga nO! THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

Ooga: FLOOR IT?

Klik: OOGA NO

Ooga: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND???

Klik: OOGA YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!

Ooga: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Klik: OOGA P L E A S E