Kinsee: You read my diary?!
Moon: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Author: Ali
Ooga: I’m killing Nooby
Klik: What? You’re gonna kill Nooby
Klik: Alright, car’s gassed up. That’s good
Klik: I guess I could home school the kids
Ooga: No, Klik, the pranks are killing him
Klik: What?
Ooga: The pranks I do everyday
Klik: Oh, gotcha
Ooga: Good Gods, Klik. You had all that ready?
Klik: What? I’m just being supportive. Good night
Ooga: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute?
Klik: ooga nO! THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
Ooga: FLOOR IT?
Klik: OOGA NO
Ooga: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND???
Klik: OOGA YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!
Ooga: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Klik: OOGA P L E A S E
Kinsee: Wow… that girl is so pretty.
Booga: Don’t feel like that, Kinsee. You’re pretty too.
Kinsee: I’m not jealous, Booga, I’m gay.
Nooby: You have beautiful eyes.
Sun: Thanks, I need them to see.
Teela: I have a science headcanon.
Sun: Can’t you just you have a hypothesis like a normal people?
Sun: …
Teela: …
Teela: So my science headcanon is-
Moon: What’s your biggest fear?
Booga: Heights!
Teela: Demons!
Newbie: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us towards and inevitable death.
Dooby: Sharks!
Klik: First impressions are very important
Ooga: But you married me anyways
Teela: What did you have for dinner?
Linsee: I had a salad.
Linsee: It was actually a fruit salad.
Linsee: Well, it was mostly grapes.
Linsee: Okay, it was all grapes.
Linsee: Fermented grapes
Linsee: …
Linsee: It was wine.
Linsee: I had wine for dinner.
Newbie: I may be short… but that doesn’t mean I’m innocent. [aggressively tries to open caprisun]
Klik:
Klik: … need any help with that.
Newbie: [softly] Yes please.
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