Klik: *kisses Newbie’s cheek*
Newbie: What the fuck was that!?
Klik: Affection.
Newbie: Disgusting.
Newbie:
Newbie: Do it again
Moon: So like I’m a omnivore because I eat plants and meat
Sun: Oh? What am I?
Moon: Sun you only eat dick and I’m pretty sure that makes you a slut
Klak: You stay positive. You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?
Dooby: Well, I’ll tell you my secret!
Dooby: I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I say “Everything’s going to be okay!” but I’m lying.
Klak: …
Dooby: (grabbing Klak by the shoulder) and I don’t know how much longer I can do it.
Dooby: (painful squeal and smiles) have a swell night!
Klik: Are you two drunk?
Ooga: On the spirit of Christmas!
Linsee: And the spirit of Firewhisky.
Klak: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!
Moon: Klak, that’s physically impossible.
Klak: *cups Moon’s face* Are you sure?
Moon: Stop it, I have a reputation.
Klik: I’ve only known Teela for 5 minutes but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Things are happening
Since I now turned on the submissions and ask, I will be accepting submits and ask. The ask box doesn’t really have a rule, just be nice. The submissions, however, do have rules which will be listed down below.
1. Submissions must be tagged appropriately.
2. If a quote source is unknown, put where you found it. An example would be like “ipq twitter” instead of just putting source unknown.
3. Submissions can be nsfw, but not graphic.
4. Submissions must be easy to read.
5. I will remove a submission if multiple people find it offensive.
Toola: Are you in the mood for a quickie?
Teela: *struggling to breathe* Wh-what?
Toola: A quickie. You know, one of those egg things.
Teela:
Teela: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!
Ooga: Can I have a chip?
Newbie: *closes the door on him* Suck my ass
Ooga: *presses his ear to the door* maybe “suck my ass” can be our always~
Newbie: Ooga SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
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