Ooga: nice hands you got there, Klik.
Klik: uh…. thank you?
Ooga: i bet they’d look even better wrapped around my-
Klak: BIBLE!! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.
Ooga: nice hands you got there, Klik.
Klik: uh…. thank you?
Ooga: i bet they’d look even better wrapped around my-
Klak: BIBLE!! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.
Teela: It’s 4 o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Klik: Because I’ve lost control of my life.
Nooby: Hello ma’am, may I take your order
Kinsee: Yes I’ll have pygmy
Nooby: Oh my gods!
Nooby: No no no
Nooby: No that’s on the menu!
Kinsee: Put it on the menu
Toola: how did I get 5k followers? I’m funny and original. I can sing…..just kidding! Ass and titties.
Sun: *looking away with a blush* This is my girlfriend, Kinsee. She’s not the brightest, but she’s got the purest heart out of anyone I know. She cares about me, and I love her.
Klik: This is my boyfriend, Ooga. He’s terrible and has killed several people
Ooga: *sees the post saying that he has a piss fetish* *he gets up and leaves*
Nooby: ohh…. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… Ooga don’t leave. Ooga don’t…
OOOOOGA! I LOVE YOU!
Ooga: NO I’M DONE I’M FUCKING DONE!
Nooby: No you’re not.
Ooga: THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Nooby: I can’t get off.
Ooga: WHAT IS THIS!?
Nooby: I can’t get off!
Ooga: WHAT IS THIS!?
Nooby: I’m stuck!
Ooga: WHAT IS MY LIFE!? I CAN’T DO IT NOOBY!
Nooby: I can’t either!
Ooga: I can’t fucking do it anymore!
Nooby: Well I’ll tell you what Ooga. You can give up now or you can dig it up, because I can’t do with out you, and I know you certainly can’t do without me!
Ooga: I APPRECIATE IT, BUT LOOK WHAT WE ARE DEALING WITH MAN!
Nooby: I… Ooga.
Ooga: YOU GOT TO DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Nooby: Ooga we…
Ooga: YOU GOT TO DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE.
Nooby: Ooga we got to…
Ooga: YOU GOT TO MAKE A STATEMENT! YOU GOT TO LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY ‘WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?’ NOT FUCKING THIS!
Sun: how to kiss a boy
1. grab his waist
2. slip your hand in his pocket
3. steal his wallet
4. don’t even kiss him
5. just run
Sun: I’m blonde, I’m skinny, I’m rich, and I’m a little bit of a bitch
Klik: let me see what you have
Newbie: *comes running* A KNIFE!!
Klik: NOOOO!!
Ooga, in the background: on my god why does he have a kni-
Moon: I’m gonna murder you
Klak: I understand. Just one sec.