Teela: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Toola: I did. I broke it…
Teela: No. No, you didn’t. Ooga?
Ooga: Don’t look at me. Look at Klik.
Klik: What?! I didn’t break it.
Ooga: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Klik: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Ooga: Suspicious.
Klik: No, it’s not!
Booga: If it matters, probably not… Kinsee was the last one to use it.
Kinsee: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Booga: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Kinsee: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Booga!
Toola: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Teela.
Teela: No. Who broke it?
Ooga [whispering] Teela, Newbie’s been awfully quiet…
Newbie: Really?!
Ooga: Yeah, really!
*everyone starts arguing*
…
Teela: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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