*gust of wind blows through the window*
Teela: did you feel that?
Klik: I haven’t felt anything in years.
*gust of wind blows through the window*
Teela: did you feel that?
Klik: I haven’t felt anything in years.
Nooby, praying: I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away… maybe send me an angel. The nicest angel you have.
Ooga, crawling out of the pits of Hell: HAHAAAAA
Nooby: look I made a marshmallow Ooga
Nooby: See? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?
Ooga, chocked up: It’s okay
*Ooga sees Newbie dragging Klik somewhere*
Ooga: Why he touching my man? Where he going with my man? *pulls out knife*
“I’m a damsel. I’m in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.”
-Toola
Ooga: Hey Klik look at me
Klik:
Ooga:

What makes the holidays merrier? Fucking alcohol
Teela: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Toola: I did. I broke it…
Teela: No. No, you didn’t. Ooga?
Ooga: Don’t look at me. Look at Klik.
Klik: What?! I didn’t break it.
Ooga: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Klik: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Ooga: Suspicious.
Klik: No, it’s not!
Booga: If it matters, probably not… Kinsee was the last one to use it.
Kinsee: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Booga: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Kinsee: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Booga!
Toola: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Teela.
Teela: No. Who broke it?
Ooga [whispering] Teela, Newbie’s been awfully quiet…
Newbie: Really?!
Ooga: Yeah, really!
*everyone starts arguing*
…
Teela: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Ooga: What the fuck was that?
Newbie: It was me! Newbie!
Ooga: Holy shit is that a fucking gremlin?
Newbie: No?? I’m just small!
Ooga: Whatever, just don’t feed that fucking thing after midnight!
Neeboo: I will make you sorry you were ever born!
Newbie: Well, for your information, I’m already sorry I was ever born.