ipq pop culture – Page 3 – incorrect-pocketgod-quotes

Klik: So if you take a look here you’ll see I’ve drawn a complete work schedule which lays out exactly when we will be working together on that thing

Ooga: A work schedule?

Klik: Yes it’s colored coded so even you can understand it

Ooga: Wait a sec what’s this here working three hours a night for the next four weeks

Klik: Well I thought four hours a night might be too much for your smallish brain to handle

Ooga: My smallish brain can handle plenty it’s my smallish eyes that are gonna have trouble cause they got to look at you! Yeah I said it

Klik: Well actually the human eyes are technically just receptors that pick up visual images which makes no sense until deciphered by the brain which in your case happens to be smallish

Ooga: Why do you have to one up me all the time? Whadda yo-whadda you just get your jollies making me look dumb!

Klik: Who said I think you’re dumb?maybe I happen to think you’re very smart maybe I just…

Ooga: Maybe you just what?

Klik: Maybe I just like you!!

Ooga: Well M-ugh…Maybe I just like you too

Klik: Oh really??

Ooga: Yeah maybe I liked for a really long time but didn’t realize it cuz I hated you so much!

Klik: Are you saying you like me or not?

Ooga: Are you saying you like me or not!?

Klik: I’m saying I like you!

Ooga: Well then I’m saying I like you!

Klik: Fine!

Ooga: Fine!!

Klik: Then I guess we’re boyfriend and boyfriend!

Ooga: One condition!

Klik: What!?

Ooga: I get to be the boyfriend!

Klik: …Oh my gods…

“Listen, I’m bisexual, not bilingual!”

-Ooga, probably at some point

Linsee: I’m playing a new game. It’s called “every time I’m depressed, I take a drink”.

Teela: That game already exists. It’s called “alcoholism”.

Moon: So like I’m a omnivore because I eat plants and meat

Sun: Oh? What am I?

Moon: Sun you only eat dick and I’m pretty sure that makes you a slut

Klak: You stay positive. You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?

Dooby: Well, I’ll tell you my secret!

Dooby: I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I say “Everything’s going to be okay!” but I’m lying.

Klak: …

Dooby: (grabbing Klak by the shoulder) and I don’t know how much longer I can do it.

Dooby: (painful squeal and smiles) have a swell night!

Klik: Are you two drunk?

Ooga: On the spirit of Christmas!

Linsee: And the spirit of Firewhisky.

Klak: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!

Moon: Klak, that’s physically impossible.

Klak: *cups Moon’s face* Are you sure?

Moon: Stop it, I have a reputation.

Klik: I’ve only known Teela for 5 minutes but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Ooga: Can I have a chip?

Newbie: *closes the door on him* Suck my ass

Ooga: *presses his ear to the door* maybe “suck my ass” can be our always~

Newbie: Ooga SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Teela: It’s 4 o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Klik: Because I’ve lost control of my life.