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Newbie: I may be short… but that doesn’t mean I’m innocent. [aggressively tries to open caprisun]

Klik:

Klik: … need any help with that.

Newbie: [softly] Yes please.

Would never stab someone: Nooby, Toola, Dooby

Would stab someone in retaliation: Klik, Booga, Teela, Klak

Yells “I won’t hesitate bitch” first: Ooga, Sun, Linsee

Would stab without warning: Newbie, Kinsee

Would stab as a warning: Moon

Sun: Do you ever just see something that changes your life and you’re just like, huh.

Kinsee: I saw you.

Sun: Honestly that’s so nice and sweet and it makes this really awkward because I was gonna show you this drawing of Ooga as a turkey.

Ooga: *sighs*

Klik: What’s wrong?

Ooga: I have been having crush troubles.

Klik: Oh?

Ooga: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Klik: Wow. They sound stupid.

Ooga: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Klik: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Ooga: I guess you’re right. Hey Klik?

Klik: Yeah?

Ooga: *breaths deeply* I love you.

Klik: See! Just say that!

Ooga: Holy fucking shit.

Klik: If that flies over their head then, sorry Ooga, but they’re too dumb for you.

Ooga: Klik…

Ooga, gushing over his boyfriend: Gods Klik is so-

Newbie: Gorgeous

Ooga: Yeah….

Newbie:

Ooga:

Newbie:

Ooga:…Wait

Ooga: Say shit like that again and I’ll kick your teeth in

Newbie: I don’t have time for romance. I don’t see how someone can turn into a complete idiot when someone gives them attention. Like, they didn’t kiss or anything. Don’t be a little bitch, just stay calm. Love is so overrated.

Klik *smiles and waves*: Hi Newbie

Newbie *internally*: FUCKIUNGFIUCKWHATISTHISFEELINGWHATISLIFEHTHEYSMILEDATME ARETHEYGONNAPROPOSETOMELIKEBITCHIDOLOOKATTHATFACEGODSDIDAGREATJOBONYOUPERFECTIONTAKEMEANDFUCKMESILLYYOUARETOOPRECIOUSFORTHISWORLDANDIWILLSLAPABITCHWHOHURTSYOUI LOVEFROMTHEMOONTOTHESTARS.

Newbie *externally*: Klik

Toola: *carrying Teela bridal style and talking calmly with her*

Sun: *sprints past, carrying Kinsee over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they’re both screaming*

Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Newbie: Death Penalty

Klik, from the gallery: Newbie, it’s just a parking ticket

Newbie *leans forward til his lips are on the mic*: please kill me