“I’m bisexual and I’m confused. Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.”
-Sun at one point
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Teela: I’m cold
Toola: Here take my jacket
Klik: I’m cold too
Ooga: Well I can’t control the weather, Klik
Sun: Anyone else thinking about dick?
Ooga:All the time
Teela: Oh, well being an asexual I ACTUALLY think about REAL things like SCIENCE.
Sun: Literally no one asked
Ooga: She’s saying dick ain’t real?
Ooga: Anyone under 5’5” can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the gut?
Newbie: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
Toola: So, who’s more clingy?
Kinsee, sitting on Sun’s lap with her arms wrapped around Sun’ neck and face buried in Sun’s chest: Sun, obviously
Newbie: Making my way downtwown, walking fast-
Ooga: who the FUCK is trying to FUCK my boyfriend
Newbie: Walking faster
Toola: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the thing you’d lost over the years
Kinsee: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!
Newbie: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!
Ooga: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Klik: Mental stability, my old friend!
Toola: …could you guys lighten up a little?
Ooga: Hey, are you asleep yet?
Klik: Yes.
Ooga: Oh, okay, I won’t bother you then.
[two hours later]
Ooga: … Wait a fucking second…
Klik: If you have 12 apples, and you give 6 to a friend, what do you have?
Newbie, visibly tearing up: A friend
Booga: Ooga. I have a question.
Ooga: Yes?
Booga: Do you have a purpose in life?
Ooga: Is Klik still wearing clothes?
Booga: Yes.
Ooga: Then yes.
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