Toola: Are you in the mood for a quickie?
Teela: *struggling to breathe* Wh-what?
Toola: A quickie. You know, one of those egg things.
Teela:
Teela: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!
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Ooga: nice hands you got there, Klik.
Klik: uh…. thank you?
Ooga: i bet they’d look even better wrapped around my-
Klak: BIBLE!! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.
Sun: how to kiss a boy
1. grab his waist
2. slip your hand in his pocket
3. steal his wallet
4. don’t even kiss him
5. just run
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