Teela: What did you have for dinner?
Linsee: I had a salad.
Linsee: It was actually a fruit salad.
Linsee: Well, it was mostly grapes.
Linsee: Okay, it was all grapes.
Linsee: Fermented grapes
Linsee: …
Linsee: It was wine.
Linsee: I had wine for dinner.
Ooga: When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music.” When I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”
Sun: Why are your tongues purple?
Klik: we had slushies, mine was blue
Ooga: I had a red one
Sun:
Sun: Oh!
Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?
Newbie: Death Penalty
Klik, from the gallery: Newbie, it’s just a parking ticket
Newbie *leans forward til his lips are on the mic*: please kill me
Klik, seeing people do something idiotic: Oh Gods what fucking idiots
Klik after realising it’s Ooga, Booga, Nooby, Dooby and Klak: Oh no those are my idiots
“I’m bisexual and I’m confused. Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.”
-Sun at one point
Toola: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the thing you’d lost over the years
Kinsee: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!
Newbie: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!
Ooga: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Klik: Mental stability, my old friend!
Toola: …could you guys lighten up a little?
Ooga: Hey, are you asleep yet?
Klik: Yes.
Ooga: Oh, okay, I won’t bother you then.
[two hours later]
Ooga: … Wait a fucking second…
Klik: What are you reading?
Newbie: A book of things I love.
Klik: Newbie, that’s just a photo album of me.
Newbie: Oh what a coincidence.
Klik: *kisses Newbie’s cheek*
Newbie: What the fuck was that!?
Klik: Affection.
Newbie: Disgusting.
Newbie:
Newbie: Do it again
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