Ooga
Booga
Klik
Klak
Nooby
Dooby
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Sun
Moon
Toola
Teela
Kinsee
Linsee
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Ooga: When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music.” When I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”
What makes the holidays merrier? Fucking alcohol
Linsee
“Listen, I’m bisexual, not bilingual!”
-Ooga, probably at some point
Ooga: *sees the post saying that he has a piss fetish* *he gets up and leaves*
Nooby: ohh…. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… Ooga don’t leave. Ooga don’t…
OOOOOGA! I LOVE YOU!
Ooga: NO I’M DONE I’M FUCKING DONE!
Nooby: No you’re not.
Ooga: THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Nooby: I can’t get off.
Ooga: WHAT IS THIS!?
Nooby: I can’t get off!
Ooga: WHAT IS THIS!?
Nooby: I’m stuck!
Ooga: WHAT IS MY LIFE!? I CAN’T DO IT NOOBY!
Nooby: I can’t either!
Ooga: I can’t fucking do it anymore!
Nooby: Well I’ll tell you what Ooga. You can give up now or you can dig it up, because I can’t do with out you, and I know you certainly can’t do without me!
Ooga: I APPRECIATE IT, BUT LOOK WHAT WE ARE DEALING WITH MAN!
Nooby: I… Ooga.
Ooga: YOU GOT TO DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Nooby: Ooga we…
Ooga: YOU GOT TO DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE.
Nooby: Ooga we got to…
Ooga: YOU GOT TO MAKE A STATEMENT! YOU GOT TO LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY ‘WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?’ NOT FUCKING THIS!
Kinsee: The fuck are you doing talking to Sun?
Ooga: We have algebra 2 together!
Kinsee: …That’s my fucking girlfriend, bitch.
Ooga: Oh really?
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