Ooga: You’re cute when you get angry
Klik: *glares at him*
Ooga: But not when you’re angry with me
Tag: ipq
“You should write a book: How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less”
-Kinsee to Booga
Klak: Sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning.
Moon: Learn to swim bitch!
Ooga: When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music.” When I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”
Sun: Do you ever just see something that changes your life and you’re just like, huh.
Kinsee: I saw you.
Sun: Honestly that’s so nice and sweet and it makes this really awkward because I was gonna show you this drawing of Ooga as a turkey.
Ooga: *sighs*
Klik: What’s wrong?
Ooga: I have been having crush troubles.
Klik: Oh?
Ooga: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Klik: Wow. They sound stupid.
Ooga: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Klik: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Ooga: I guess you’re right. Hey Klik?
Klik: Yeah?
Ooga: *breaths deeply* I love you.
Klik: See! Just say that!
Ooga: Holy fucking shit.
Klik: If that flies over their head then, sorry Ooga, but they’re too dumb for you.
Ooga: Klik…
“You started from the bottom and you still a bottom”
-Ooga talking to Klik
Ooga, gushing over his boyfriend: Gods Klik is so-
Newbie: Gorgeous
Ooga: Yeah….
Newbie:
Ooga:
Newbie:
Ooga:…Wait
Ooga: Say shit like that again and I’ll kick your teeth in
Newbie: I don’t have time for romance. I don’t see how someone can turn into a complete idiot when someone gives them attention. Like, they didn’t kiss or anything. Don’t be a little bitch, just stay calm. Love is so overrated.
Klik *smiles and waves*: Hi Newbie
Newbie *internally*: FUCKIUNGFIUCKWHATISTHISFEELINGWHATISLIFEHTHEYSMILEDATME ARETHEYGONNAPROPOSETOMELIKEBITCHIDOLOOKATTHATFACEGODSDIDAGREATJOBONYOUPERFECTIONTAKEMEANDFUCKMESILLYYOUARETOOPRECIOUSFORTHISWORLDANDIWILLSLAPABITCHWHOHURTSYOUI LOVEFROMTHEMOONTOTHESTARS.
Newbie *externally*: Klik
Ooga: I love Halloween, it’s the one time of year when you can be whatever you wanna be!
Klak: I’ll never be able to be what I wanna be
Ooga:
Ooga: I’m gonna be a sexy nurse!
——————————————————
Klik: *walks by and waved at Ooga and Newbie* Hey
Newbie: Oh my gods he is so hot!
Ooga: *gives him a dirty look* That’s my ex-boyfriend
Newbie: Oh….so he’s single then right?
——————————————————
Toola: So, if you were a candy, what would you be and why?
Newbie: I’d be black licorice because nobody likes me
Toola:
Toola: I’m sure someone does! Who’s next?
incorrect-pocketgod-quotes 