Klak: You stay positive. You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?
Dooby: Well, I’ll tell you my secret!
Dooby: I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I say “Everything’s going to be okay!” but I’m lying.
Klak: …
Dooby: (grabbing Klak by the shoulder) and I don’t know how much longer I can do it.
Dooby: (painful squeal and smiles) have a swell night!
Klik: Are you two drunk?
Ooga: On the spirit of Christmas!
Linsee: And the spirit of Firewhisky.
Klak: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!
Moon: Klak, that’s physically impossible.
Klak: *cups Moon’s face* Are you sure?
Moon: Stop it, I have a reputation.
Klik: I’ve only known Teela for 5 minutes but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Toola: Are you in the mood for a quickie?
Teela: *struggling to breathe* Wh-what?
Toola: A quickie. You know, one of those egg things.
Teela:
Teela: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!
Ooga: Can I have a chip?
Newbie: *closes the door on him* Suck my ass
Ooga: *presses his ear to the door* maybe “suck my ass” can be our always~
Newbie: Ooga SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Ooga: nice hands you got there, Klik.
Klik: uh…. thank you?
Ooga: i bet they’d look even better wrapped around my-
Klak: BIBLE!! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.
Teela: It’s 4 o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Klik: Because I’ve lost control of my life.
Nooby: Hello ma’am, may I take your order
Kinsee: Yes I’ll have pygmy
Nooby: Oh my gods!
Nooby: No no no
Nooby: No that’s on the menu!
Kinsee: Put it on the menu
Toola: how did I get 5k followers? I’m funny and original. I can sing…..just kidding! Ass and titties.
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