Ooga: Wax on…
Klik: You’re not
Ooga: Wax off…
Klik: Filming me cleaning the toilet need to fuck off
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Ooga: I’ll give you a nickel *holds up a nickwl*..if you…tickle…my pickle
Klik, turns around and slaps it out of Ooga’s hand: Stop
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(Michael Jackson’s Thriller)
Ooga: Klik Klik…
*Klik mutters incoherent disagreements to Ooga*
Ooga: Klik Klik
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(huge piles of clothes)
Ooga: Are you ever gonna fold that?
*They both laugh as Klik throws a piece of clothing at him*
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Ooga: Don’t drink that!
*Klik gives him an annoyed look as he drinks his pop*
Ooga: It has…artificial sweetenerrrrrr
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*Klik pretending not to hear him*
Ooga: Klik I know you can hear me
Ooga: Are the paper towels gluten free?
*Klik stops what he is doing and glares at Ooga*
Ooga: Are they?
Klik: Semen is gluten-free too
Ooga: What the fuck…
*They both wheeze*
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Ooga: Klik!
*Klik turns his head to look at Ooga*
Ooga: I can tell you’ve been eating…Booty O’s…
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Ooga: Hey babe you wanna hit up a Starbucks and get a mocha choca bullshit before we good to toys r us?
Klik: You’re not cool…
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Ooga: Klik make sure you finish your protein shake
*Klik rolls his eyes*
Ooga: Your muscles need it…to repair
*Klik has a disgusted look on his face but laughs*
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*Klik is fixing his hair*
Ooga: Klik! What’s taking so long? You were supposed to be ready 20 minutes ago…
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*Klik is making some kind of dessert*
Ooga: Same some of that chocolate sauce for later in the bedroom…
Klik: You’re so gross
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Ooga: I believe I asked for a sandwich…
*Klik cuts a hot dog in half*
Not a hot dog
Klik: If you don’t leave me alone I’m shoving this hot dog up your ass
*Ooga is scared and slightly turned on*
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*Ooga is doing something stupid or being annoying*
Klik: Ooga come on…*kicks Ooga in the butt*
Klik: Aghhhh!
Ooga: Klik!
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*Klik rolls over then frowns*
Ooga: I see you’re awake
Klik: Fuck off
Ooga: If you’re ready for round two…
Klik: You better get the fuck away from me, I’m serious
Ooga: I am
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