Klak: I spy something that starts with “S”
Dooby: *looking at Klik and Ooga arguing*
Dooby:…
Dooby: Is it sexual tension?
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Klak: Sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning.
Moon: Learn to swim bitch!
Ooga: I love Halloween, it’s the one time of year when you can be whatever you wanna be!
Klak: I’ll never be able to be what I wanna be
Ooga:
Ooga: I’m gonna be a sexy nurse!
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Klik: *walks by and waved at Ooga and Newbie* Hey
Newbie: Oh my gods he is so hot!
Ooga: *gives him a dirty look* That’s my ex-boyfriend
Newbie: Oh….so he’s single then right?
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Toola: So, if you were a candy, what would you be and why?
Newbie: I’d be black licorice because nobody likes me
Toola:
Toola: I’m sure someone does! Who’s next?
Klik, seeing people do something idiotic: Oh Gods what fucking idiots
Klik after realising it’s Ooga, Booga, Nooby, Dooby and Klak: Oh no those are my idiots
Klak: You stay positive. You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?
Dooby: Well, I’ll tell you my secret!
Dooby: I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I say “Everything’s going to be okay!” but I’m lying.
Klak: …
Dooby: (grabbing Klak by the shoulder) and I don’t know how much longer I can do it.
Dooby: (painful squeal and smiles) have a swell night!
Klak: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!
Moon: Klak, that’s physically impossible.
Klak: *cups Moon’s face* Are you sure?
Moon: Stop it, I have a reputation.
Ooga: nice hands you got there, Klik.
Klik: uh…. thank you?
Ooga: i bet they’d look even better wrapped around my-
Klak: BIBLE!! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.
Moon: I’m gonna murder you
Klak: I understand. Just one sec.
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