Tag: klik

Ooga: *sighs*

Klik: What’s wrong?

Ooga: I have been having crush troubles.

Klik: Oh?

Ooga: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Klik: Wow. They sound stupid.

Ooga: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Klik: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Ooga: I guess you’re right. Hey Klik?

Klik: Yeah?

Ooga: *breaths deeply* I love you.

Klik: See! Just say that!

Ooga: Holy fucking shit.

Klik: If that flies over their head then, sorry Ooga, but they’re too dumb for you.

Ooga: Klik…

Newbie: I don’t have time for romance. I don’t see how someone can turn into a complete idiot when someone gives them attention. Like, they didn’t kiss or anything. Don’t be a little bitch, just stay calm. Love is so overrated.

Klik *smiles and waves*: Hi Newbie

Newbie *internally*: FUCKIUNGFIUCKWHATISTHISFEELINGWHATISLIFEHTHEYSMILEDATME ARETHEYGONNAPROPOSETOMELIKEBITCHIDOLOOKATTHATFACEGODSDIDAGREATJOBONYOUPERFECTIONTAKEMEANDFUCKMESILLYYOUARETOOPRECIOUSFORTHISWORLDANDIWILLSLAPABITCHWHOHURTSYOUI LOVEFROMTHEMOONTOTHESTARS.

Newbie *externally*: Klik

Ooga: I love Halloween, it’s the one time of year when you can be whatever you wanna be!

Klak: I’ll never be able to be what I wanna be

Ooga:

Ooga: I’m gonna be a sexy nurse!

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Klik: *walks by and waved at Ooga and Newbie* Hey

Newbie: Oh my gods he is so hot!

Ooga: *gives him a dirty look* That’s my ex-boyfriend

Newbie: Oh….so he’s single then right?

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Toola: So, if you were a candy, what would you be and why?

Newbie: I’d be black licorice because nobody likes me

Toola:

Toola: I’m sure someone does! Who’s next?

Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Newbie: Death Penalty

Klik, from the gallery: Newbie, it’s just a parking ticket

Newbie *leans forward til his lips are on the mic*: please kill me