Tag: kxo

Ooga: Wax on…

Klik: You’re not

Ooga: Wax off…

Klik: Filming me cleaning the toilet need to fuck off

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Ooga: I’ll give you a nickel *holds up a nickwl*..if you…tickle…my pickle

Klik, turns around and slaps it out of Ooga’s hand: Stop

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(Michael Jackson’s Thriller)

Ooga: Klik Klik…

*Klik mutters incoherent disagreements to Ooga*

Ooga: Klik Klik

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(huge piles of clothes)

Ooga: Are you ever gonna fold that?

*They both laugh as Klik throws a piece of clothing at him*

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Ooga: Don’t drink that!

*Klik gives him an annoyed look as he drinks his pop*

Ooga: It has…artificial sweetenerrrrrr

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*Klik pretending not to hear him*

Ooga: Klik I know you can hear me

Ooga: Are the paper towels gluten free?

*Klik stops what he is doing and glares at Ooga*

Ooga: Are they?

Klik: Semen is gluten-free too

Ooga: What the fuck…

*They both wheeze*

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Ooga: Klik!

*Klik turns his head to look at Ooga*

Ooga: I can tell you’ve been eating…Booty O’s…

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Ooga: Hey babe you wanna hit up a Starbucks and get a mocha choca bullshit before we good to toys r us?

Klik: You’re not cool…

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Ooga: Klik make sure you finish your protein shake

*Klik rolls his eyes*

Ooga: Your muscles need it…to repair

*Klik has a disgusted look on his face but laughs*

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*Klik is fixing his hair*

Ooga: Klik! What’s taking so long? You were supposed to be ready 20 minutes ago…

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*Klik is making some kind of dessert*

Ooga: Same some of that chocolate sauce for later in the bedroom…

Klik: You’re so gross

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Ooga: I believe I asked for a sandwich…

*Klik cuts a hot dog in half*

Not a hot dog

Klik: If you don’t leave me alone I’m shoving this hot dog up your ass

*Ooga is scared and slightly turned on*

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*Ooga is doing something stupid or being annoying*

Klik: Ooga come on…*kicks Ooga in the butt*

Klik: Aghhhh!

Ooga: Klik!

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*Klik rolls over then frowns*

Ooga: I see you’re awake

Klik: Fuck off

Ooga: If you’re ready for round two…

Klik: You better get the fuck away from me, I’m serious

Ooga: I am

Nox: Now, gentlemen, we’re not gonna sit here and pretend there’s not a big assed elephant in the room. *Glares at Ooga*

Booga: What the fuck is going on?

Nox: *Shows a picture of Klik and Ooga making out* This is what the fuck is going on.

Booga: *looks at the photo then at Ooga for a moment before realizing what’s happened* Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! No! That is not happening right now! No!

Booga: *goes into the main area and announces to everyone* Hey, y’all he’s fucking Klik! Yo! Oh, my fuck!

Nox: *Glare intensifies* Every time he say that shit, that’s another foot in your ass!

Booga:*Returns* Ooga, you clearly… *he slams against the glass walls* Yo, this is the best thing ever! *he laughs and runs around and is yelling*

Booga, chanting: Ooga fucked Klik! Ooga fucked Klik! Ooga fucked Klik!

Booga: Shit! Fuck! You fucked Klik, who is basically Nox’s son? Nox? What the fuck? You bragged to their face! To their actual face. Nox! Do you understand that this face… *pointing to Nox’s cold angry face* … right here! You bragged to that face!

Booga: You actually high-fived Ooga for fucking your son? Holy Shit! Oh, my God! This is…

Nox: *Glares at Booga*

Booga: It’s really not that funny

Ooga: I’m killing Nooby

Klik: What? You’re gonna kill Nooby

Klik: Alright, car’s gassed up. That’s good

Klik: I guess I could home school the kids

Ooga: No, Klik, the pranks are killing him

Klik: What?

Ooga: The pranks I do everyday

Klik: Oh, gotcha

Ooga: Good Gods, Klik. You had all that ready?

Klik: What? I’m just being supportive. Good night

Ooga: *sighs*

Klik: What’s wrong?

Ooga: I have been having crush troubles.

Klik: Oh?

Ooga: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Klik: Wow. They sound stupid.

Ooga: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Klik: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Ooga: I guess you’re right. Hey Klik?

Klik: Yeah?

Ooga: *breaths deeply* I love you.

Klik: See! Just say that!

Ooga: Holy fucking shit.

Klik: If that flies over their head then, sorry Ooga, but they’re too dumb for you.

Ooga: Klik…

Ooga, gushing over his boyfriend: Gods Klik is so-

Newbie: Gorgeous

Ooga: Yeah….

Newbie:

Ooga:

Newbie:

Ooga:…Wait

Ooga: Say shit like that again and I’ll kick your teeth in