Sun: Why are your tongues purple?
Klik: we had slushies, mine was blue
Ooga: I had a red one
Sun:
Sun: Oh!
Sun: Why are your tongues purple?
Klik: we had slushies, mine was blue
Ooga: I had a red one
Sun:
Sun: Oh!
*Ooga sees Newbie dragging Klik somewhere*
Ooga: Why he touching my man? Where he going with my man? *pulls out knife*
Teela: I’m cold
Toola: Here take my jacket
Klik: I’m cold too
Ooga: Well I can’t control the weather, Klik
Newbie: Making my way downtwown, walking fast-
Ooga: who the FUCK is trying to FUCK my boyfriend
Newbie: Walking faster
Klik: So if you take a look here you’ll see I’ve drawn a complete work schedule which lays out exactly when we will be working together on that thing
Ooga: A work schedule?
Klik: Yes it’s colored coded so even you can understand it
Ooga: Wait a sec what’s this here working three hours a night for the next four weeks
Klik: Well I thought four hours a night might be too much for your smallish brain to handle
Ooga: My smallish brain can handle plenty it’s my smallish eyes that are gonna have trouble cause they got to look at you! Yeah I said it
Klik: Well actually the human eyes are technically just receptors that pick up visual images which makes no sense until deciphered by the brain which in your case happens to be smallish
Ooga: Why do you have to one up me all the time? Whadda yo-whadda you just get your jollies making me look dumb!
Klik: Who said I think you’re dumb?maybe I happen to think you’re very smart maybe I just…
Ooga: Maybe you just what?
Klik: Maybe I just like you!!
Ooga: Well M-ugh…Maybe I just like you too
Klik: Oh really??
Ooga: Yeah maybe I liked for a really long time but didn’t realize it cuz I hated you so much!
Klik: Are you saying you like me or not?
Ooga: Are you saying you like me or not!?
Klik: I’m saying I like you!
Ooga: Well then I’m saying I like you!
Klik: Fine!
Ooga: Fine!!
Klik: Then I guess we’re boyfriend and boyfriend!
Ooga: One condition!
Klik: What!?
Ooga: I get to be the boyfriend!
Klik: …Oh my gods…
Booga: Ooga. I have a question.
Ooga: Yes?
Booga: Do you have a purpose in life?
Ooga: Is Klik still wearing clothes?
Booga: Yes.
Ooga: Then yes.
Ooga: nice hands you got there, Klik.
Klik: uh…. thank you?
Ooga: i bet they’d look even better wrapped around my-
Klak: BIBLE!! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.
Sun: *looking away with a blush* This is my girlfriend, Kinsee. She’s not the brightest, but she’s got the purest heart out of anyone I know. She cares about me, and I love her.
Klik: This is my boyfriend, Ooga. He’s terrible and has killed several people