Teela: What did you have for dinner?
Linsee: I had a salad.
Linsee: It was actually a fruit salad.
Linsee: Well, it was mostly grapes.
Linsee: Okay, it was all grapes.
Linsee: Fermented grapes
Linsee: …
Linsee: It was wine.
Linsee: I had wine for dinner.
What makes the holidays merrier? Fucking alcohol
Linsee: I’m playing a new game. It’s called “every time I’m depressed, I take a drink”.
Teela: That game already exists. It’s called “alcoholism”.
Klik: Are you two drunk?
Ooga: On the spirit of Christmas!
Linsee: And the spirit of Firewhisky.
Linsee: I wanna get a piercing.
Teela: It’s gonna hurt.
Linsee: It’s okay I got a bottle of vodka in my purse
Teela: Linsee!!
Linsee: I’m kidding….It’s whiskey.
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