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Ooga: Wax on…

Klik: You’re not

Ooga: Wax off…

Klik: Filming me cleaning the toilet need to fuck off

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Ooga: I’ll give you a nickel *holds up a nickwl*..if you…tickle…my pickle

Klik, turns around and slaps it out of Ooga’s hand: Stop

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(Michael Jackson’s Thriller)

Ooga: Klik Klik…

*Klik mutters incoherent disagreements to Ooga*

Ooga: Klik Klik

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(huge piles of clothes)

Ooga: Are you ever gonna fold that?

*They both laugh as Klik throws a piece of clothing at him*

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Ooga: Don’t drink that!

*Klik gives him an annoyed look as he drinks his pop*

Ooga: It has…artificial sweetenerrrrrr

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*Klik pretending not to hear him*

Ooga: Klik I know you can hear me

Ooga: Are the paper towels gluten free?

*Klik stops what he is doing and glares at Ooga*

Ooga: Are they?

Klik: Semen is gluten-free too

Ooga: What the fuck…

*They both wheeze*

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Ooga: Klik!

*Klik turns his head to look at Ooga*

Ooga: I can tell you’ve been eating…Booty O’s…

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Ooga: Hey babe you wanna hit up a Starbucks and get a mocha choca bullshit before we good to toys r us?

Klik: You’re not cool…

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Ooga: Klik make sure you finish your protein shake

*Klik rolls his eyes*

Ooga: Your muscles need it…to repair

*Klik has a disgusted look on his face but laughs*

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*Klik is fixing his hair*

Ooga: Klik! What’s taking so long? You were supposed to be ready 20 minutes ago…

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*Klik is making some kind of dessert*

Ooga: Same some of that chocolate sauce for later in the bedroom…

Klik: You’re so gross

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Ooga: I believe I asked for a sandwich…

*Klik cuts a hot dog in half*

Not a hot dog

Klik: If you don’t leave me alone I’m shoving this hot dog up your ass

*Ooga is scared and slightly turned on*

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*Ooga is doing something stupid or being annoying*

Klik: Ooga come on…*kicks Ooga in the butt*

Klik: Aghhhh!

Ooga: Klik!

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*Klik rolls over then frowns*

Ooga: I see you’re awake

Klik: Fuck off

Ooga: If you’re ready for round two…

Klik: You better get the fuck away from me, I’m serious

Ooga: I am

Newbie: so basically, what is was thinking is –

Kinsee: *punches him*

Newbie: ah fuck, i can’t believe you’ve done this

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Kinsee, watching Ooga and Booga: two bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay

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Teela: is there anything better than pussy? yes, a really good book *piano chord*

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Neeboo: i should’ve left you on that street corner where you stood

Newbie: but ya didn’t

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Ooga: hey Klik you think i can get this egg into that jar without it cracking

Klik: no

Ooga, throwing the egg full force at Klik: i guess you’re right

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The tribe, watching Newbie and Ooga fight: can i get a waffle. can i please get a waffle

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Linsee: jello? more like hello *chokes on the jello*

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Klak, skating in on wheelies: good evening

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Nooby, buried in sand: i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand

Ooga: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM

Nooby to the ocean: fuck off!

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Moon: don’t fuck with me. i have the power of God and anime on my side. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Teela: toss me my keys

Linsee: *throws a printer at him*

Teela: i said keys

Linsee: i thought you said printer!

Teela: why the f u c k would I say printer!?

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Dooby: if i had a penny for every time i wasn’t cool, i’d have no pennies

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Ooga: who’s the hottest uber driver you’ve ever had

Toola: um, i never went to oovo javer

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Nooby: saw you hanging out with Klik yesterday

Ooga: No-Nooby, it’s not what you think!

Nooby: i won’t hesitate, biTCH

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Kinsee: yo, what’s the scoop?

Sun, biking up: penis

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Newbie to Klik: other guys’ll just feed you lines. but i’ll take you to mickey-deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

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Neeboo to Newbie: you ready to fuckin’ die?

Newbie: i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me

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Booga: people are constantly asking me “what’s it like to be a se- *slips and bangs his head hard*

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Nooby: i’m sucking my own dick and dying

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Sun: and they were roommates

Moon: oh my god they were roommates

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Sun to Nooby: if your name is Nooby, and you’re really handsome, c’mon raise your hand

Nooby: *bashfully raises his hand*

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Kinsee: hey, i’m lesbian

Booga: i thought you were american

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Sun: hey Ooga

Ooga: sup bitch

Sun: haha stop

Ooga: bitch

Sun: SFISJOAIFJSOIF UGH

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Booga: oh sorry i fell asleep while i was waiting on you to make me a sandwich

Kinsee: go back to sleep and starve

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Toola: hey say “who want lasagna”

Teela: who want lasagn- *runs into the kitchen counter*

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Klik: you know, sometimes i think to myself “what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuck”

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Moon: go suck a dick! suck a dick! suck a dick! suck a motherfucking dick

Linsee: suck a dick! suck a huge or small dick

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Nooby: i don’t know what fuck just happened, but i don’t really care, imma get the fuck up outa here, fuck this shit i’m out

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Dooby: before i die, i’m gonna finish a chapstick without loosing it

Dooby, two hours later: i lost that motherfucker

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Linsee: two shots of vodka…*pours the whole bottle in*

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Booga: hey how much you pay for that taco

Newbie: hey you know this boy’s got his free taco *slips, falls, and drops the taco*

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Sun: hey do you want to go out to eat

Toola: no, i don’t really want to

Linsee: you’re right, why would we go out when we have

Sun, Linsee, and Toola: canned soup

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Linsee: i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch

Teela: she’s drunk as fuck…

Linsee: i’m washing me AND my clothes

Klik: So if you take a look here you’ll see I’ve drawn a complete work schedule which lays out exactly when we will be working together on that thing

Ooga: A work schedule?

Klik: Yes it’s colored coded so even you can understand it

Ooga: Wait a sec what’s this here working three hours a night for the next four weeks

Klik: Well I thought four hours a night might be too much for your smallish brain to handle

Ooga: My smallish brain can handle plenty it’s my smallish eyes that are gonna have trouble cause they got to look at you! Yeah I said it

Klik: Well actually the human eyes are technically just receptors that pick up visual images which makes no sense until deciphered by the brain which in your case happens to be smallish

Ooga: Why do you have to one up me all the time? Whadda yo-whadda you just get your jollies making me look dumb!

Klik: Who said I think you’re dumb?maybe I happen to think you’re very smart maybe I just…

Ooga: Maybe you just what?

Klik: Maybe I just like you!!

Ooga: Well M-ugh…Maybe I just like you too

Klik: Oh really??

Ooga: Yeah maybe I liked for a really long time but didn’t realize it cuz I hated you so much!

Klik: Are you saying you like me or not?

Ooga: Are you saying you like me or not!?

Klik: I’m saying I like you!

Ooga: Well then I’m saying I like you!

Klik: Fine!

Ooga: Fine!!

Klik: Then I guess we’re boyfriend and boyfriend!

Ooga: One condition!

Klik: What!?

Ooga: I get to be the boyfriend!

Klik: …Oh my gods…