Klik: *breathes*

Newbie: πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–β£β£πŸ’ŸπŸ’Œβ€β€πŸ’πŸ’πŸ˜πŸ’“β€β€πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸŒ πŸ’™πŸ’–πŸ˜πŸ’šπŸ’–β€πŸ’•πŸ’Ÿβ€πŸŒ πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’™πŸ’“πŸ’•β€πŸ’–πŸ’˜πŸ’–πŸ’‹πŸ’–πŸ’‹πŸ’—πŸ’–πŸ’žπŸ’—πŸ’žπŸ’—πŸ’šπŸ’ŸπŸ’Ÿβ£πŸ’πŸ’Ÿβ€πŸ’ŒπŸŒ πŸ’πŸ’•πŸ’–πŸ’˜πŸ’Ÿβ£πŸ’–πŸ˜πŸ’‹πŸ’–πŸ’˜πŸ˜πŸ’–πŸ’‹πŸ’–πŸ˜πŸ’‹πŸ’–πŸ’˜πŸ’–β€πŸ’•β€πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’“β£β£πŸ’ŸπŸ’ŸπŸ’•πŸ’“πŸ’•πŸ’πŸ’ŒπŸ’›πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’›πŸŒ πŸ’šπŸ’πŸ’ŒπŸ’šπŸŒ πŸ’πŸ’™πŸ’žπŸŒ πŸ’žπŸ˜

Klik: How the fuck did you say that out loud?

Ooga, gushing over his boyfriend: Gods Klik is so-

Newbie: Gorgeous

Ooga: Yeah….

Newbie:

Ooga:

Newbie:

Ooga:…Wait

Ooga: Say shit like that again and I’ll kick your teeth in

Newbie: I don’t have time for romance. I don’t see how someone can turn into a complete idiot when someone gives them attention. Like, they didn’t kiss or anything. Don’t be a little bitch, just stay calm. Love is so overrated.

Klik *smiles and waves*: Hi Newbie

Newbie *internally*: FUCKIUNGFIUCKWHATISTHISFEELINGWHATISLIFEHTHEYSMILEDATME ARETHEYGONNAPROPOSETOMELIKEBITCHIDOLOOKATTHATFACEGODSDIDAGREATJOBONYOUPERFECTIONTAKEMEANDFUCKMESILLYYOUARETOOPRECIOUSFORTHISWORLDANDIWILLSLAPABITCHWHOHURTSYOUI LOVEFROMTHEMOONTOTHESTARS.

Newbie *externally*: Klik

Ooga: I love Halloween, it’s the one time of year when you can be whatever you wanna be!

Klak: I’ll never be able to be what I wanna be

Ooga:

Ooga: I’m gonna be a sexy nurse!

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Klik: *walks by and waved at Ooga and Newbie* Hey

Newbie: Oh my gods he is so hot!

Ooga: *gives him a dirty look* That’s my ex-boyfriend

Newbie: Oh….so he’s single then right?

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Toola: So, if you were a candy, what would you be and why?

Newbie: I’d be black licorice because nobody likes me

Toola:

Toola: I’m sure someone does! Who’s next?