Newbie: Making my way downtwown, walking fast-
Ooga: who the FUCK is trying to FUCK my boyfriend
Newbie: Walking faster
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Toola: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the thing you’d lost over the years
Kinsee: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!
Newbie: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!
Ooga: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Klik: Mental stability, my old friend!
Toola: …could you guys lighten up a little?
Neeboo: I will make you sorry you were ever born!
Newbie: Well, for your information, I’m already sorry I was ever born.
Klik: What are you reading?
Newbie: A book of things I love.
Klik: Newbie, that’s just a photo album of me.
Newbie: Oh what a coincidence.
Klik: If you have 12 apples, and you give 6 to a friend, what do you have?
Newbie, visibly tearing up: A friend
Klik: *kisses Newbie’s cheek*
Newbie: What the fuck was that!?
Klik: Affection.
Newbie: Disgusting.
Newbie:
Newbie: Do it again
Ooga: Can I have a chip?
Newbie: *closes the door on him* Suck my ass
Ooga: *presses his ear to the door* maybe “suck my ass” can be our always~
Newbie: Ooga SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Klik: let me see what you have
Newbie: *comes running* A KNIFE!!
Klik: NOOOO!!
Ooga, in the background: on my god why does he have a kni-
Klik: let me see what you have
Newbie: *comes running* A KNIFE!!
Klik: NOOOO!!
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