nooby – incorrect-pocketgod-quotes

Nooby: You have beautiful eyes.

Sun: Thanks, I need them to see.

Nooby, praying: I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away… maybe send me an angel. The nicest angel you have.

Ooga, crawling out of the pits of Hell: HAHAAAAA

Nooby: look I made a marshmallow Ooga

Nooby: See? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?

Ooga, chocked up: It’s okay

Klik, seeing people do something idiotic: Oh Gods what fucking idiots

Klik after realising it’s Ooga, Booga, Nooby, Dooby and Klak: Oh no those are my idiots

Nooby: Hello ma’am, may I take your order

Kinsee: Yes I’ll have pygmy

Nooby: Oh my gods!

Nooby: No no no

Nooby: No that’s on the menu!

Kinsee: Put it on the menu

Ooga: *sees the post saying that he has a piss fetish* *he gets up and leaves*

Nooby: ohh…. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… Ooga don’t leave. Ooga don’t…

OOOOOGA! I LOVE YOU!

Ooga: NO I’M DONE I’M FUCKING DONE!

Nooby: No you’re not.

Ooga: THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!

Nooby: I can’t get off.

Ooga: WHAT IS THIS!?

Nooby: I can’t get off!

Ooga: WHAT IS THIS!?

Nooby: I’m stuck!

Ooga: WHAT IS MY LIFE!? I CAN’T DO IT NOOBY!

Nooby: I can’t either!

Ooga: I can’t fucking do it anymore!

Nooby: Well I’ll tell you what Ooga. You can give up now or you can dig it up, because I can’t do with out you, and I know you certainly can’t do without me!

Ooga: I APPRECIATE IT, BUT LOOK WHAT WE ARE DEALING WITH MAN!

Nooby: I… Ooga.

Ooga: YOU GOT TO DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Nooby: Ooga we…

Ooga: YOU GOT TO DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE.

Nooby: Ooga we got to…

Ooga: YOU GOT TO MAKE A STATEMENT! YOU GOT TO LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY ‘WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?’ NOT FUCKING THIS!

Nooby: Bro

Ooga: What bro?

Nooby: Tell the whole world we’re bros

Ooga: *whispers* we’re bros

Nooby: Why’d you whisper bro?

Ooga: Because you’re my whole world bro

Nooby: b r o