Tag: ooga

Sun: Anyone else thinking about dick?

Ooga:All the time

Teela: Oh, well being an asexual I ACTUALLY think about REAL things like SCIENCE.

Sun: Literally no one asked

Ooga: She’s saying dick ain’t real?

Teela: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Toola: I did. I broke it…

Teela: No. No, you didn’t. Ooga?

Ooga: Don’t look at me. Look at Klik.

Klik: What?! I didn’t break it.

Ooga: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Klik: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Ooga: Suspicious.

Klik: No, it’s not!

Booga: If it matters, probably not… Kinsee was the last one to use it.

Kinsee: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Booga: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Kinsee: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Booga!

Toola: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Teela.

Teela: No. Who broke it?

Ooga [whispering] Teela, Newbie’s been awfully quiet…

Newbie: Really?!

Ooga: Yeah, really!

*everyone starts arguing*

…

Teela: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Ooga: Anyone under 5’5” can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the gut?

Newbie: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

Ooga: What the fuck was that?


Newbie: It was me! Newbie!


Ooga: Holy shit is that a fucking gremlin?


Newbie: No?? I’m just small!


Ooga: Whatever, just don’t feed that fucking thing after midnight!

Toola: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the thing you’d lost over the years

Kinsee: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!

Newbie: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!

Ooga: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Klik: Mental stability, my old friend!

Toola: …could you guys lighten up a little?

Klik: So if you take a look here you’ll see I’ve drawn a complete work schedule which lays out exactly when we will be working together on that thing

Ooga: A work schedule?

Klik: Yes it’s colored coded so even you can understand it

Ooga: Wait a sec what’s this here working three hours a night for the next four weeks

Klik: Well I thought four hours a night might be too much for your smallish brain to handle

Ooga: My smallish brain can handle plenty it’s my smallish eyes that are gonna have trouble cause they got to look at you! Yeah I said it

Klik: Well actually the human eyes are technically just receptors that pick up visual images which makes no sense until deciphered by the brain which in your case happens to be smallish

Ooga: Why do you have to one up me all the time? Whadda yo-whadda you just get your jollies making me look dumb!

Klik: Who said I think you’re dumb?maybe I happen to think you’re very smart maybe I just…

Ooga: Maybe you just what?

Klik: Maybe I just like you!!

Ooga: Well M-ugh…Maybe I just like you too

Klik: Oh really??

Ooga: Yeah maybe I liked for a really long time but didn’t realize it cuz I hated you so much!

Klik: Are you saying you like me or not?

Ooga: Are you saying you like me or not!?

Klik: I’m saying I like you!

Ooga: Well then I’m saying I like you!

Klik: Fine!

Ooga: Fine!!

Klik: Then I guess we’re boyfriend and boyfriend!

Ooga: One condition!

Klik: What!?

Ooga: I get to be the boyfriend!

Klik: …Oh my gods…