Tag: ooga

Ooga: Can I have a chip?

Newbie: *closes the door on him* Suck my ass

Ooga: *presses his ear to the door* maybe “suck my ass” can be our always~

Newbie: Ooga SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Ooga: nice hands you got there, Klik.

Klik: uh…. thank you?

Ooga: i bet they’d look even better wrapped around my-

Klak: BIBLE!! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.

Sun: *looking away with a blush* This is my girlfriend, Kinsee. She’s not the brightest, but she’s got the purest heart out of anyone I know. She cares about me, and I love her.

Klik: This is my boyfriend, Ooga. He’s terrible and has killed several people

Ooga: *sees the post saying that he has a piss fetish* *he gets up and leaves*

Nooby: ohh…. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… Ooga don’t leave. Ooga don’t…

OOOOOGA! I LOVE YOU!

Ooga: NO I’M DONE I’M FUCKING DONE!

Nooby: No you’re not.

Ooga: THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!

Nooby: I can’t get off.

Ooga: WHAT IS THIS!?

Nooby: I can’t get off!

Ooga: WHAT IS THIS!?

Nooby: I’m stuck!

Ooga: WHAT IS MY LIFE!? I CAN’T DO IT NOOBY!

Nooby: I can’t either!

Ooga: I can’t fucking do it anymore!

Nooby: Well I’ll tell you what Ooga. You can give up now or you can dig it up, because I can’t do with out you, and I know you certainly can’t do without me!

Ooga: I APPRECIATE IT, BUT LOOK WHAT WE ARE DEALING WITH MAN!

Nooby: I… Ooga.

Ooga: YOU GOT TO DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Nooby: Ooga we…

Ooga: YOU GOT TO DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE.

Nooby: Ooga we got to…

Ooga: YOU GOT TO MAKE A STATEMENT! YOU GOT TO LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY ‘WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?’ NOT FUCKING THIS!