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Sun: Anyone else thinking about dick?

Ooga:All the time

Teela: Oh, well being an asexual I ACTUALLY think about REAL things like SCIENCE.

Sun: Literally no one asked

Ooga: She’s saying dick ain’t real?

Newbie: Making my way downtwown, walking fast-

Ooga: who the FUCK is trying to FUCK my boyfriend

Newbie: Walking faster

Booga: Ooga. I have a question.

Ooga: Yes?

Booga: Do you have a purpose in life?

Ooga: Is Klik still wearing clothes?

Booga: Yes.

Ooga: Then yes.

Moon: So like I’m a omnivore because I eat plants and meat

Sun: Oh? What am I?

Moon: Sun you only eat dick and I’m pretty sure that makes you a slut

Toola: Are you in the mood for a quickie?

Teela: *struggling to breathe* Wh-what?

Toola: A quickie. You know, one of those egg things.

Teela:

Teela: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!

Ooga: nice hands you got there, Klik.

Klik: uh…. thank you?

Ooga: i bet they’d look even better wrapped around my-

Klak: BIBLE!! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.

Toola: how did I get 5k followers? I’m funny and original. I can sing…..just kidding! Ass and titties.