Moon: So like I’m a omnivore because I eat plants and meat
Sun: Oh? What am I?
Moon: Sun you only eat dick and I’m pretty sure that makes you a slut
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Ooga: Can I have a chip?
Newbie: *closes the door on him* Suck my ass
Ooga: *presses his ear to the door* maybe “suck my ass” can be our always~
Newbie: Ooga SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
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