Sun: Why are your tongues purple?
Klik: we had slushies, mine was blue
Ooga: I had a red one
Sun:
Sun: Oh!
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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?
Newbie: Death Penalty
Klik, from the gallery: Newbie, it’s just a parking ticket
Newbie *leans forward til his lips are on the mic*: please kill me
Klik, seeing people do something idiotic: Oh Gods what fucking idiots
Klik after realising it’s Ooga, Booga, Nooby, Dooby and Klak: Oh no those are my idiots
Teela: I’m cold
Toola: Here take my jacket
Klik: I’m cold too
Ooga: Well I can’t control the weather, Klik
Ooga: Hey, are you asleep yet?
Klik: Yes.
Ooga: Oh, okay, I won’t bother you then.
[two hours later]
Ooga: … Wait a fucking second…
Ooga: nice hands you got there, Klik.
Klik: uh…. thank you?
Ooga: i bet they’d look even better wrapped around my-
Klak: BIBLE!! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.
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