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Klak: I spy something that starts with “S”

Dooby: *looking at Klik and Ooga arguing*

Dooby:…

Dooby: Is it sexual tension?

Kinsee: Wow… that girl is so pretty.

Booga: Don’t feel like that, Kinsee. You’re pretty too.

Kinsee: I’m not jealous, Booga, I’m gay.

Nooby: You have beautiful eyes.

Sun: Thanks, I need them to see.

Teela: I have a science headcanon.

Sun: Can’t you just you have a hypothesis like a normal people?

Sun: …

Teela: …

Teela: So my science headcanon is-

Klik: First impressions are very important

Ooga: But you married me anyways

Teela: What did you have for dinner?

Linsee: I had a salad.

Linsee: It was actually a fruit salad.

Linsee: Well, it was mostly grapes.

Linsee: Okay, it was all grapes.

Linsee: Fermented grapes

Linsee: …

Linsee: It was wine.

Linsee: I had wine for dinner.

Newbie: I may be short… but that doesn’t mean I’m innocent. [aggressively tries to open caprisun]

Klik:

Klik: … need any help with that.

Newbie: [softly] Yes please.

Would never stab someone: Nooby, Toola, Dooby

Would stab someone in retaliation: Klik, Booga, Teela, Klak

Yells “I won’t hesitate bitch” first: Ooga, Sun, Linsee

Would stab without warning: Newbie, Kinsee

Would stab as a warning: Moon

Ooga: When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music.” When I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”

Sun: Do you ever just see something that changes your life and you’re just like, huh.

Kinsee: I saw you.

Sun: Honestly that’s so nice and sweet and it makes this really awkward because I was gonna show you this drawing of Ooga as a turkey.