Ooga, gushing over his boyfriend: Gods Klik is so-
Newbie: Gorgeous
Ooga: Yeah….
Newbie:
Ooga:
Newbie:
Ooga:…Wait
Ooga: Say shit like that again and I’ll kick your teeth in
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Klik, seeing people do something idiotic: Oh Gods what fucking idiots
Klik after realising it’s Ooga, Booga, Nooby, Dooby and Klak: Oh no those are my idiots
“I’m bisexual and I’m confused. Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.”
-Sun at one point
Ooga: Anyone under 5’5” can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the gut?
Newbie: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
Toola: So, who’s more clingy?
Kinsee, sitting on Sun’s lap with her arms wrapped around Sun’ neck and face buried in Sun’s chest: Sun, obviously
Newbie: Making my way downtwown, walking fast-
Ooga: who the FUCK is trying to FUCK my boyfriend
Newbie: Walking faster
Toola: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the thing you’d lost over the years
Kinsee: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!
Newbie: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!
Ooga: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Klik: Mental stability, my old friend!
Toola: …could you guys lighten up a little?
Klik: What are you reading?
Newbie: A book of things I love.
Klik: Newbie, that’s just a photo album of me.
Newbie: Oh what a coincidence.
Klik: If you have 12 apples, and you give 6 to a friend, what do you have?
Newbie, visibly tearing up: A friend
Toola: Are you in the mood for a quickie?
Teela: *struggling to breathe* Wh-what?
Toola: A quickie. You know, one of those egg things.
Teela:
Teela: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!
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