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Ooga: nice hands you got there, Klik.

Klik: uh…. thank you?

Ooga: i bet they’d look even better wrapped around my-

Klak: BIBLE!! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.

Sun: *looking away with a blush* This is my girlfriend, Kinsee. She’s not the brightest, but she’s got the purest heart out of anyone I know. She cares about me, and I love her.

Klik: This is my boyfriend, Ooga. He’s terrible and has killed several people

Nooby: Bro

Ooga: What bro?

Nooby: Tell the whole world we’re bros

Ooga: *whispers* we’re bros

Nooby: Why’d you whisper bro?

Ooga: Because you’re my whole world bro

Nooby: b r o