Newbie: so basically, what is was thinking is –
Kinsee: *punches him*
Newbie: ah fuck, i can’t believe you’ve done this
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Kinsee, watching Ooga and Booga: two bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay
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Teela: is there anything better than pussy? yes, a really good book *piano chord*
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Neeboo: i should’ve left you on that street corner where you stood
Newbie: but ya didn’t
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Ooga: hey Klik you think i can get this egg into that jar without it cracking
Klik: no
Ooga, throwing the egg full force at Klik: i guess you’re right
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The tribe, watching Newbie and Ooga fight: can i get a waffle. can i please get a waffle
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Linsee: jello? more like hello *chokes on the jello*
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Klak, skating in on wheelies: good evening
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Nooby, buried in sand: i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand
Ooga: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM
Nooby to the ocean: fuck off!
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Moon: don’t fuck with me. i have the power of God and anime on my side. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Teela: toss me my keys
Linsee: *throws a printer at him*
Teela: i said keys
Linsee: i thought you said printer!
Teela: why the f u c k would I say printer!?
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Dooby: if i had a penny for every time i wasn’t cool, i’d have no pennies
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Ooga: who’s the hottest uber driver you’ve ever had
Toola: um, i never went to oovo javer
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Nooby: saw you hanging out with Klik yesterday
Ooga: No-Nooby, it’s not what you think!
Nooby: i won’t hesitate, biTCH
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Kinsee: yo, what’s the scoop?
Sun, biking up: penis
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Newbie to Klik: other guys’ll just feed you lines. but i’ll take you to mickey-deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
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Neeboo to Newbie: you ready to fuckin’ die?
Newbie: i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me
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Booga: people are constantly asking me “what’s it like to be a se- *slips and bangs his head hard*
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Nooby: i’m sucking my own dick and dying
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Sun: and they were roommates
Moon: oh my god they were roommates
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Sun to Nooby: if your name is Nooby, and you’re really handsome, c’mon raise your hand
Nooby: *bashfully raises his hand*
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Kinsee: hey, i’m lesbian
Booga: i thought you were american
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Sun: hey Ooga
Ooga: sup bitch
Sun: haha stop
Ooga: bitch
Sun: SFISJOAIFJSOIF UGH
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Booga: oh sorry i fell asleep while i was waiting on you to make me a sandwich
Kinsee: go back to sleep and starve
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Toola: hey say “who want lasagna”
Teela: who want lasagn- *runs into the kitchen counter*
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Klik: you know, sometimes i think to myself “what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuck”
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Moon: go suck a dick! suck a dick! suck a dick! suck a motherfucking dick
Linsee: suck a dick! suck a huge or small dick
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Nooby: i don’t know what fuck just happened, but i don’t really care, imma get the fuck up outa here, fuck this shit i’m out
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Dooby: before i die, i’m gonna finish a chapstick without loosing it
Dooby, two hours later: i lost that motherfucker
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Linsee: two shots of vodka…*pours the whole bottle in*
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Booga: hey how much you pay for that taco
Newbie: hey you know this boy’s got his free taco *slips, falls, and drops the taco*
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Sun: hey do you want to go out to eat
Toola: no, i don’t really want to
Linsee: you’re right, why would we go out when we have
Sun, Linsee, and Toola: canned soup
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Linsee: i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch
Teela: she’s drunk as fuck…
Linsee: i’m washing me AND my clothes
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