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Teela: What did you have for dinner?

Linsee: I had a salad.

Linsee: It was actually a fruit salad.

Linsee: Well, it was mostly grapes.

Linsee: Okay, it was all grapes.

Linsee: Fermented grapes

Linsee: …

Linsee: It was wine.

Linsee: I had wine for dinner.

Toola: *carrying Teela bridal style and talking calmly with her*

Sun: *sprints past, carrying Kinsee over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they’re both screaming*

Sun: Anyone else thinking about dick?

Ooga:All the time

Teela: Oh, well being an asexual I ACTUALLY think about REAL things like SCIENCE.

Sun: Literally no one asked

Ooga: She’s saying dick ain’t real?

Teela: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Toola: I did. I broke it…

Teela: No. No, you didn’t. Ooga?

Ooga: Don’t look at me. Look at Klik.

Klik: What?! I didn’t break it.

Ooga: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Klik: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Ooga: Suspicious.

Klik: No, it’s not!

Booga: If it matters, probably not… Kinsee was the last one to use it.

Kinsee: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Booga: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Kinsee: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Booga!

Toola: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Teela.

Teela: No. Who broke it?

Ooga [whispering] Teela, Newbie’s been awfully quiet…

Newbie: Really?!

Ooga: Yeah, really!

*everyone starts arguing*

…

Teela: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Linsee: I’m playing a new game. It’s called “every time I’m depressed, I take a drink”.

Teela: That game already exists. It’s called “alcoholism”.