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Ooga: I love Halloween, it’s the one time of year when you can be whatever you wanna be!

Klak: I’ll never be able to be what I wanna be

Ooga:

Ooga: I’m gonna be a sexy nurse!

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Klik: *walks by and waved at Ooga and Newbie* Hey

Newbie: Oh my gods he is so hot!

Ooga: *gives him a dirty look* That’s my ex-boyfriend

Newbie: Oh….so he’s single then right?

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Toola: So, if you were a candy, what would you be and why?

Newbie: I’d be black licorice because nobody likes me

Toola:

Toola: I’m sure someone does! Who’s next?

Toola: *carrying Teela bridal style and talking calmly with her*

Sun: *sprints past, carrying Kinsee over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they’re both screaming*

Teela: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Toola: I did. I broke it…

Teela: No. No, you didn’t. Ooga?

Ooga: Don’t look at me. Look at Klik.

Klik: What?! I didn’t break it.

Ooga: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Klik: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Ooga: Suspicious.

Klik: No, it’s not!

Booga: If it matters, probably not… Kinsee was the last one to use it.

Kinsee: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Booga: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Kinsee: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Booga!

Toola: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Teela.

Teela: No. Who broke it?

Ooga [whispering] Teela, Newbie’s been awfully quiet…

Newbie: Really?!

Ooga: Yeah, really!

*everyone starts arguing*

…

Teela: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Toola: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the thing you’d lost over the years

Kinsee: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!

Newbie: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!

Ooga: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Klik: Mental stability, my old friend!

Toola: …could you guys lighten up a little?